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[rëbrand🇵🇸🌱 @rrrebrand]

i train 5x a week and count calories to attain this physique. this is the end goal

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

Yeah im in a bucket so what. How about you mind your business.

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

COMING SOON:

[james @jms_tny]

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

[bail @baileyheehee]

White peoples be like my dog is getting lasik on wednesday

[daniel @danielb4qdw]

it was so funny when this screenshot went viral and i saw so many references to it for like a month

[bail @baileyheehee]

@newniight_ Dang! This is so odd

[bail @baileyheehee]

@kybiin_ FR why is nothing happening 16 min after presale started for all the other cities :(

[bail @baileyheehee]

@Veejilante_Shit I don’t think anyone in Chi has gotten through, maybe technical issues??

[bail @baileyheehee]

@widoweverywhere I’m in the same situation, so confused

[bail @baileyheehee]

@hudsolivia Yes! My friends and I have 5 screens up between us and none of us have gotten through

[bail @baileyheehee]

@DragBasee THEY ELIMINATED RUPAUL?!?!?

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

This might be the craziest hard launch in the history of the free world

[chérry🍒 @pinkli_lies]

Pretending to be making scrambled eggs after a massive omelette flipping fail

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

My stjupid chud son who keeps wiggling his schlongus on his face

[alien @fastestUFO]

fireworks are so cool i cant believe i was scared of them when i was a dog

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

He is getting high as fuck on pot 👎