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[ava @zeldevil]

i hope they win the world cup

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[Allen Ivermecterson @SoNotSerious44]

@TMZ Fake news. Mitch McConnell has been unconscious for 8 years.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire

[heath. @tuasmatas]

being a lesbian and smart feels soooo good like omg im smart as fuck and im a lesbian.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

(bravely) i would have never cheated on megan thee stallion

[monty @monty_avo]

take meg’s suffering triple it and give it to nicki minaj

[mari❦ @lambliet]

megan needs a stud lets get serious

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

These Sophia Sinot looks on Zara were fucking insane

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[bully maguire @d3adxclaws]

.@nasa do you know that if you put this astronaut koch hat on sale lesbians will fund you the next moon landing mission

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

it’s all corrupt girl

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

I didn’t comment on this Oscar night because it wasn’t about him but just know, I’m #liking it and #wantthat