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[Jeff Barnaby @tripgore]

A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

[B Yount @baileyyount42]

@_RAVENallnight 😂😂😂 maybe we can make money off it

[James @CaucasianJames]

so ur trying to tell me godzilla didn’t take one dump during that entire movie c’mon show us what we want to see

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

i'm sorry i just really really love this so so much and i need everyone to know that it made me laugh out loud

[KB @kbnoswag]

if my girl pays for dinner, i’ll get the tip. if she fills up my tank, i’ll give her the aux for the ride home. if she pays my rent, i’ll let her crash at my place. 50/50 is where it’s at, stop expecting to be treated like a king if you’re not treating her like a queen

[raven @_RAVENallnight]

last night Bailey seen the river for the first time and she really said “wow, we must’ve gotten a lot of snow!” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 she didn’t know anything about anythinggggg

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

imagine being the guy who holds a puppy like such a monster that Vladimir Putin has to come in and save the day

[B Yount @baileyyount42]

I’ll sell my soul for clear skin

[katie freeman @notkatiefreeman]

one of my personality traits is sending 17 short texts instead of 1 long one

[B Yount @baileyyount42]

I just watched like some 80 year old man get out of his truck and boot stomp the ordering screen like a dozen times at McDonald’s and then just get in his truck and continue going through the line......

[Sia @jelieber4__ever]

Bringing this back on the tl bc it's hilarious

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

If you’ve never been to Silver Dollar City, imagine you’re at Cracker Barrel and there’s a roller coaster attached to the gift shop

[Abby Burke @abbyburke123]

It’s spooky szn

[. @_uyuyuiii]

Me: hi baby

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