Cowboy logic
Not due for another 2 weeks but the weekend weather report shows snow all weekend. Being a first time mother should make me calve early when the weather sucks right?!
Lane’s making pancakes
Him: Babe watch this...
Miserably fails while attempting to flip pancake in the pan
Me: .... starts praying our little boy has a fighting chance in this world
college goodbyes are weird like am I gonna ever see you again? when? where? in what setting? your wedding? a casual run in? do I even get to say goodbye in the middle of finals? how does one say congrats & good luck with the rest of your life without wanting to bawl????!