Manifest Density

A man of many hats formerly known as the body of cripes

[Manifest Density @skogy7]

A man of many hats. Day 1

[Jordan @iliterate__]

you can’t convince me this isn’t attempted murder lmfao

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Manifest Density @skogy7]

One booger in the hand is worth two in the bush

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸🇳🇱 @ThienemanSZN]

Is your best player headbutting 90? I don’t think so

[Tony X @soIoucity]

This is pure love for the game because this is a foul ball at a Rockies game.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

My HOA is two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear bomb

[Corleyrecord @Corleyrecord]

No condom forever or whatever black panther said

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

My blood rushing to my hog during my 5th grade class presentation:

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

If you don’t like that you don’t like Chicago Bulls basketball

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

It’s actually very simple. The president is trying to apprehend dangerous criminals and all the dangerous criminals live in states that didn’t vote for the president and also they didn’t do anything and also they’re your neighbors and also you’re next if you keep asking questions

[romi tono @nthonyedwards]

Best marketing in the game he's just a star

[blaccmass (loading....) @blaccmassxx]

the fact they added a pebble THE VERY NEXT FRAME so spongebob could drop the explosive pie 😭😭😭

[Hafþór J Björnsson @ThorBjornsson_]

Finally reunited with my brother!

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Netflix rented out a field level suite to promote the upcoming Peaky Blinders movie during one of its Christmas Day NFL games. Pretty smart

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Bruh 😭😭😭

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Me:
“Do you have any books on turtles?”

Librarian:
“Hard back?”

Me:
“Yeah, with little heads.”

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

RDR2 Fun Fact #10:

If you throw a dynamite right before a cutscene starts, the scene turns into pure chaos 😂 Real-time cutscenes are always superior.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

refs being extra for catch signals >>>