BAILI

life ain’t all chocolate pie & roses

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how it feels when your friends take care of you after a breakup

[BAILI @bailiperigo_]

Turnpike got back together, Cross Canadian Ragweed is putting on a few shows, and I’m getting married. Miracles do happen.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when i do both Rihanna & Eminem’s parts in Love the way you lie

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[BAILI @bailiperigo_]

I grew up listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We are not the same

[BAILI @bailiperigo_]

My future MIL looking at my pics and asking if I’ll send her selfies of me & my dog 🥹

[nathan @yolko0no]

sometimes sitting next to someone in an amc with the recliners is a little too intimate like why must we lie next to each other as man lies with wife

[BAILI @bailiperigo_]

If you spend your bday with someone that’s a body

[BAILI @bailiperigo_]

Grow up yall. Leave me on read. Not delivered.

[✧˖°⋆｡˚ rye ✧˖°⋆｡˚ @mariahniccole]

happy international women’s day 💘

[BAILI @bailiperigo_]

Ladies, please stop letting a man who doesn’t even floss his teeth regularly stress you out.

[BAILI @bailiperigo_]

If u like me lemme clean your baseboards

[Chris @citehchris]

(flirting) you seem like someone they wouldve lobotomized in the 50s

[Jules @JuliaFaith15]

I should get a check for my taste in men. This has to be a disability 🥴

[huffy @idkdrake]

if you spit gum out on sidewalks I hope you have the worst day

[BAILI @bailiperigo_]

Sunday dinner talking about the fools renting land out from under people >>>

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Soap when you drop it in the shower