allie

I’m a walking meme.

[allie @baischa]

@larissa_polette ran over my dog and didn’t apologize.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why are my only options doing my own taxes (me, who failed 10th grade math) or paying someone to do them for me? why can’t the government just be like here is the exact amount you’re supposed to pay/ how much we owe you xoxo love u sweetie

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

Good Morning everyone! Bama is BACK ON TOP!!!!

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

THE STRIP IS A MOVIE 😱 https://t.co/KEB4C8tsgE

[MOCHA @icesmokalottaye]

Apparently it’s harder to get the classes u need at college than it is to get into the captial

[Bricks @Brixgoods]

A Frat kid asking “who do you know here” would of kept out the protestors better.

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

Notre dame lol

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

It’s really time for everyone to admit Aquarius is the best sign 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Flowers are like $5-$20... if you don’t like your girl just say that

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

nothings cringe when u free urself from the shackles of peer approval

[Joe @mojoejoejoemtz]

For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

[allie @baischa]

GEORGIA! GEORGIA! GEORGIA!!! #missusa

[ann @ann_rathbunn]

idk who needs to hear this but if a small business is custom making you something BE PATIENT and be nice.

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

@TylerJCameron3 Shut up

[allie @baischa]

@WBuxbaum ***free. Because your girlfriend payed. 🙃🙃

[allie @baischa]

Larissa just told me her fish died in a car accident.