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see ya later stinky

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

they putting shit in government weed that makes you wanna fuck dudes

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[fran @postfran_]

Fucking the kool aid man for kool aid

[mark @lowbob_soypants]

eating sunflower seeds and spitting the shells on her back during backshots

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Glue Sommelier: Some glues are more for eating, some are more for huffing, but I think you’ll find our rubber cement to be quite versatile

[steak @communicat1022]

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

[jame @kloogans]

pronouncing the L in caulk loud as fuck so nobody thinks i’m thinking about dicks or anything gay like that

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

its called in and out. because they fuck the hamburgers

[cesspool @pisslungs]

My cock stinks like beans

[ann @remusboobs]

i get so gay off that sudoku

[soughnut @krezrg_1]

Subway sandwiches has a nasty porn vibe

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

they put me on the Too Fly List

[Johnny @htownrocket78]

Supreme Leader is like regular leader but with sour cream and tomatoes.

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[tay @colormetaay]

geeked up, looking for an eater

[Novemberer @imnotemoirl]

if i pull down your pants and the bush is fake i’m blowing your house up

[Tiny Stallion 🐎🍑🧡 @WellDamn_Jess]

Accidentally got bleu cheese instead of ranch…yall really dipping wings in bacteria vaginosis in the name of flavor