Ryan Henry

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@RGVReagan Lol

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@GladysPorterZoo How much broccoli does a gorilla eat?

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@stephenfry It would be good for a laugh though.

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#DallasCowboys fans who are fed up with #JerryJones shouldn’t be calling for him to quit. They should be petitioning the #NFL give San Antonio a team. It’s time.

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@ChrisIsWrite Have you set a day for Buddy Guy?

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@KimKardashian Kim, if you would like to speak to the hometown newspaper on behalf of Melissa, reach out to me. We would love to interview you. Thanks.

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@michaelscottrod @ocnarfjimenez Where does that come from?!

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@elonmusk must have had a Saturday. Attended his first Sombrero Fest. Provided Starlink internet to Ukraine.

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@Texasbirdergirl @NWSBrownsville @weatherchannel Where was this?

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@ErnieRuns They were looking for Frosted Flakes though... not grrrrrrrreat.

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@ErnieRuns Where’s Mathew Broderick?

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@ErnieRuns "Hey, kids! Quit Wessen around!"

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@ErnieRuns The rubber is for protection and pleasure.

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@ErnieRuns You can tell if a soup is French by its outrageous accent. #truefacts

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@ErnieRuns Ostrich: I'm a weird bird.
Emu: Hold my beer.

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@ErnieRuns @realDonaldTrump Hey, now! Hey, now! The shutdown's over.

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@ErnieRuns All work and no play (with action figures) makes Jack a dull boy (with an ax). Here's, Johnny

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@ErnieRuns Clearly we need to be stocking up on super silver bullets.

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@ErnieRuns The ring isn't real. It's there to keep Saturn from being hit on while at work.

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@ErnieRuns The wine should be mandatory.

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@ErnieRuns The real crime here is that anyone is allowed to live in Wichita Falls without the help of wine in a Pringles can.