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Rodeo Queen

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It’s bullshit that this is a thing but if you ever stay in the hospital (ER, giving birth, emergency or planned surgery, etc) you should always do the following before paying your bill:

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One thing about me is that I’m gonna report men to HR when they cross the line

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Stanley cups are the new Beanie Babies

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Sometime between turning 30 and becoming a mother I started eating string cheese by just biting into it instead of pulling a strand and dangling it above my head before dropping it into my mouth. I’ve lost all sense of childlike wonder! I need to get back to my roots!

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@tidepoolfruit @kourtneykardash So true

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@baja_blast_off Michael Clark Duncan (RIP)

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@MediumSizeMeech Maggie 💖

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my pregnant body 🤝 my new shoes

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I just did a 13 minute guided mediation but I was petting my dog the whole time, does it still count?

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If you ever see a pregnant person wearing high top sneakers you should buy them a little treat because putting high top sneakers on while pregnant is truly one of toughest physical challenges a human being can accomplish

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@ginnyhogan_ We’ve been meaning to get married for a few months, partly because I’m pregnant and we want to avoid the parental paperwork that’s required in the hospital if the parents aren’t married when the baby is born. But even the thought of doing paperwork to get married is too much..

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@JackFromNoDak Salem Sue’s booby!

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@war_299 I wonder if I’ll feel that

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If North Dakota was my boyfriend I’d dump him on his birthday and then Carrie Underwood his car

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@tr0pg0th They’re seasonal so they dont have em all year. I want one so bad

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I had an ultrasound today where they used a little wand on top of my belly to look at the detailed anatomy of our baby and I just can’t believe humans have created a way to see the tiny ventricles of a fetus’ heart but I can’t get a mint Oreo Blizzard all year long

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@True2TheBleu @MurrdaMax Blind taste test!!!!

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@war_299 Sounds like a you problem

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I went on a trip for work and on the second day my coworker asked if I was missing home and I said no not really but I was missing my fiancé and my dog and she said “that is home!” And that was the best part of my work trip

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@True2TheBleu Okay, you should be all set 👍

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Have you eaten your two Brazil nuts today?