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here to talk about why fried eggs are the sexiest food

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if you don’t know the mortifying feeling that is going back through old journals/diaries, just go through old text convos. same effect

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@timofeymozgovjr lol

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back on the sauce (oatmeal for brekkie)

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@BrodTHEchode69 @timofeymozgovjr

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@timofeymozgovjr booooo

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came to me in a dream

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i cant believe philip seymour hoffman is dead

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@JimsNoGood @timofeymozgovjr suuuuure

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my therapist nodding off during our session… i still got it babes

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all i do is schlep bags of my own stuff all day, from place to place, just wanting a place to rest my things

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being on the train is a really important time to look at your phone

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while balancing a bag on your lap

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one thing imma do is go to my local hip coffee shop and eat a bagel and cream cheese so disgustingly

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local daytime park scene report: me and a bunch of hot girls in bathing suits laying out, airpods are in, not a child in sight

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one of life’s greatest treasures is making out for hours

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nothing more cringe than someone using their apple watch to pay for shit like grow up

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simping for a dude means you actually enjoy seeing the asinine photos in their camera roll

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wearing black underwear wields a special power

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this is for the guy i dated who said “that’s enough of that” after i played two robyn songs back to back…….

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only playing the pop girlies at the brewery i work at as a way to brainwash men. changing brewery culture from within via charli xcx and waxahatchee get with it babes