CEO of Drinking Baja Blast

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[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

Lisan Al-Gaib

[Lu @blxcksaint]

Being high in 2009 probably felt good asf

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

"Lego One Piece? I thought those sets had more than One?"

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

Guys dont worry, Shen Yun is returning April 2nd .

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

Telling my dog to "Touch Grass" whenever he starts to eat his bed.

[big man nuc ♥️ (100/100) @Nuc004]

reminder:

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

Watching the Simpsons in 2025 the way god intended, in accurate 4:3 Aspect ratio.

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

I don’t think the magnitude of what the Palestinian press accomplished over the last 15 months has been fully appreciated yet

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

elon musk is not a nazi ok. he has autism and just does this when he's excited

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

When im about to be reincarnated and they say "Make him a New England Revolution fan".

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

Id like to see an A.I. try replicate me burning my car to the ground after not properly setting ignition points

[rose ☕️🌼💻 @icedcortado_]

by your late 20s you should have the following friends (or become one):
- medical field you ask benign questions
- friend’s bf who’s a lawyer
- Car Guy
- 6th grade teacher
- never leaves the discord call
- T4T barista
- suspiciously Knows Ball

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

What if instead his name was Gosh Allen, what then?

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

They should let Josh Allen come to my Birthday Party

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

@icedcortado_ Are you signing with the Dodgers?

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The Walgreens CEO being like "Whoops! Turns out nobody wants to shop at a store where the products are impossible to access!" illustrates how so many companies disregard the customer experience. I literally don't care if people shoplift from Walgreens. Stop making it my problem.

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

Wolverhampton above the relegation line, killing myself postponed

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

Overwatch Winston on Ozempic

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

im never breathing a foul word in the direction of a French person ever again

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

If i was an Encanto character my magic powers would be just being Weird

[CEO of Drinking Baja Blast @bajablastCEO]

*the most Boardroom Suit you've ever heard*

"We need to make Condoms fro Asexual Men"