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batshit

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I would probably let Neil degrasse tyson hit

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@moneybastard It’s when you burn em

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New #sonnyangel just dropped #minorthreat #PunkRock

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

“Cancel out my husbands vote” bitch if you don’t poison that man

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Everyone get your last abortion in before you get executed for needing an abortion

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The Duality of my notes app

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#NewProfilePic

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I love when people think my partner is hot. I’d rather you tell me you have a crush on my partner than me. I love having investments and high yielding accounts. This is my legacy. My assets.

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A whore with arthritis in her hips deserves the same respect as a war veteran with ptsd

[☆ ʲ ᵘ ˡ ᵉ ˢ ☆ @mrs_socialista]

Liberals questioning Chappell Roan's sexuality and trying to kick her out of the LGBTQ+ community because she's not throwing a parade for a genocidal cop is where are.

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I think some of yalls partners just don’t like you. My partner is obsessed with me. I can give them a leaf I found on the ground and they display it in their office. I am their prized joy. What do you mean your partner doesn’t worship the ground you walk on? Get a new one.

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I love how no one is mentioning 21 Pilots being on this playlist

[be my serene @bemyserene]

did not have dale earnhardt jr being an emo kid on my bingo card

but he’s a member of the dead dads club, so i really should have seen this coming

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I’m rooting for him I hope he gets his big cheez it tostada soon

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

I’ve been watching The Report of the Week for years at this point. He’s my absolute favourite random rabbit hole to keep up with. He got the wrong order, (it happens), and his lips are pursed like he’s going to lose it. You can’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

[gnomecliff @Gnomecliff]

PBR in the champagne glass living large

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I’ve been cosplaying as a single woman for 5 days now and I’m so fucking bored I need my annoying bitch just yapping at me 24/7 again when will my husband return from war im going psycho

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Drinking was only fun when I was wanting to have sex with strangers now my tummy hurts and I wan go to bed