Brett Baker

ISU Alumnus • Dad Jokes Enthusiast • AWL

[Brett Baker @bakemesomecake]

Don’t watch season 9 episode 12 of the office. Jim and Pam get in a fight and nobody needs to see that.

[Brett Baker @bakemesomecake]

@CameronStocker1 At least you have the lions 🦁

[Brett Baker @bakemesomecake]

@HurphyManson The people are in need of a morning update. Are the attendants serving coffee?

[Brett Baker @bakemesomecake]

Likes:
•Freshly cut grass
•All day breakfast
•Ryan Reynolds
Dislikes:
•Flip flops
•Driving the speed limit
•Lizards

[Cameron Stocker @CameronStocker1]

Likes:
•Pitbull
•Laffy taffy jokes
•Bullet Points

Dislikes:
•Matt Campbell coaching rumors
•Hairless cats
•@MaskedSingerFOX

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIZZO TOLD FREEMAN TO GRAB SOME BENCH @barstoolchicago

[Brett Baker @bakemesomecake]

@JimmyFinn7 @HurphyManson

[XL Benny B Easy A.K.A. Justice Tank @Benbaker556]

Wild idea: moderator can cut the mic of the debaters.

[Brett Baker @bakemesomecake]

@tyler_beary I retweet your Shania Twain tweet and this is how you repay me? By taking low blows? Not cool

[Brett Baker @bakemesomecake]

@murphyhanson @JimmyFinn7 Thank you for consulting your numbers guy. After further investigation, I can confirm the math in fact checks out.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Here’s a list of books I’ve read during quarantine:

• Twitter

[Brett Baker @bakemesomecake]

@tyler_beary Big of you to take a stance against the media machine

[Wide Right & Natty Lite @WideRtNattyLt]

OH MY GOD

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

471-339
19 postseason wins
1 World Series

Your fingerprints are all over the Cubs organization and we are grateful for the winning culture you brought to Chicago.

Thank you for changing this franchise forever.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Bears’ drives tonight:
12 yards, punt
16 yards, FG
25 yards, punt
34 yards, punt
12 yards, punt
0 yards, punt
2 yards, punt
9 yards, punt
47 yards, downs
23 yards, punt
59 yards, INT
-11 yards, downs

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Hey @church can you give all that Notre Dame money that was so unnecessarily donated to the rain forest?

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

If you don’t got no giddie up then giddie out my way

[Stanford Steve @StanfordSteve82]

One Big Thing

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Packers' offseason so far:

+ LB Za’Darius Smith
+ LB Preston Smith
+ S Adrian Amos
+ OT Billy Turner

[ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ಠ_ಠ @ZacharyMitzel]

Bust down Thotiana