OKB™️

I swear this next parlay is a lock

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I think young people should start voting

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

No one has ever demanded more gratitude but done less to deserve it than JD Vance

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Didn't y'all get mad at Michelle Obama for having a vegetable garden

[Chase @chasekr8]

I’ll be real for a second. If you voted for this, I think less of you mentally.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Inconveniencing fans because a rapist pedophile war criminal who hasn’t been to an NBA game this century wants to be the center of attention

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

The mayor of New York City is password sharing with the homies to watch the playoffs I’ve never felt more represented in my life

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Without the Republican Party, he’s in prison for rape and treason.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Oh no — next comes free preschool, free school meals, higher wages, and tuition-free community college.

Truly terrifying stuff.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

The guy who signed his life away to protect pedophiles has turned to drinking, not overly surprising

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Wonders if THE POPE has read THE BIBLE. Jesus fucking christ dude...

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Think it's kinda silly to think otherwise. Of course Rory had an advantage. She left public school because her grandparents paid for Chilton. They then also paid for her to go to Yale which opened up many more doors for her. Yes Rory worked hard, but obviously had an advantage.

[Patrick Neve @catholicpat]

Pope: War is bad
Evangelicals: PROOF the Pope is the ANTICHRIST

Trump: I am God
Evangelicals: Hahaha good one Your Holiness!!

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“lmao i’m not in a cult, bro, I’ve just got all these pics saved of my favorite politician as Jesus because it offends the libs! lol they hate my many private AI photos of him as a jacked god. I’ve also got his name on most of my clothes and my car and in every room of my house”