David Baker

That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten.

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[David Baker @bakerdavid]

My wife plays Horn.
She was so excited to find this xmas tree ornament.
Then she was less excited to see the label.
Then I made it worse.
Then I made it even worse.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

At least Springfield had the cash to pay for a monorail and didn’t have to borrow billions from their grandchildren.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

I would like to vote for a party who will just fix the potholes on the Hume and not build monorails.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

Great interview between Woolworths and Woolworths. #WBBL

[Fareed Zakaria @FareedZakaria]

“The weaknesses of strong states,” keenly identified by @FukuyamaFrancis https://t.co/6TjEKBcqAJ

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

Awesome, got my old man card in the mail today.

[NASA JPL @NASAJPL]

Humanity - 1
Asteroid - 0

Today was a first for Earth! Congrats #DARTMission team for a successful impact, the first step in this history-making planetary defense test that will help us better understand how to protect our Pale Blue Dot from possible future asteroid impacts. 🙌

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

The traditional First day of the school holidays mowing of the median strip at Kalkalo.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

The Fuzz, literally.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

@plasticine Damnit

#melble #30 2/6 (100%)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬆️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
https://t.co/1Er4ykL2FW

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

“That’s the Best Friend Group”

[The Open @TheOpen]

Good morning Australia 🇦🇺

How you feeling?

#The150thOpen

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow, this McConaughey speech

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Just noticed who the @kfc Twitter account is following, and literally LOL'd

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

Numbers 2-6 above the line were extremely challenging.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Mum: Nick is parenting solo tonight.
@bethjbaker: What does that mean?
@bakerdavid: Well what do you think it means? What does “solo” mean?
@bethjbaker: Guitars.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

I had a history professor whose two superpowers were:
1. the Medici Family; and
2. working a reference to his love of Dusty Springfield into every. Single. Lecture.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

Dusty Springfield marathon.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

@Bighorn9 Yep, I feel better already.

[David Baker @bakerdavid]

Covid present to myself