Elizabeth Baker

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

No one is the exact same as me

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

“That’s the Best Friend Group”

[CyclingTips @cyclingtips]

Jonas Vingegaard waiting for Tadej Pogačar was a reminder of what makes sport so great. #TDF2022 https://t.co/4xluTLIdS8

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Dad (@bakerdavid): we didn’t have snow pants when we were kids; we just wore three pairs of tracksuit pants.
E: Did they even have tracksuit pants back then?

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Mum: Nick is parenting solo tonight.
@bethjbaker: What does that mean?
@bakerdavid: Well what do you think it means? What does “solo” mean?
@bethjbaker: Guitars.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Dad, what is America most known for?

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Welcome to the Mistakes Club.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

.@krickbaker: Do you need to go to the toilet?
E: No. [fart].

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

The little one says YOU move over.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Well it’s a pizza-breathing dragon

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

.@baker_victoria : Elizabeth, you farted all the way through that movie.
E: Well maybe I’m allergic to you.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Dad: “Anti” means “opposite”. Antihistamine, anti clockwise, antithesis. E: And Anti Elise.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

“Donald Trump and the boy he’s playing against both think that they won.”

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Waiting for covid-19 test. Seems appropriate to be the first generation to have toy hand sanitizer.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

I’m going to make loads of paper boats.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

These ducks each have a name and are precious to me.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Saw mum @krickbaker play the final movement of Beethoven’s 9th with @MelbSymphony last night.

Very cultural experience, so of course I sang “the chicken dance” in the car all the way home.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Well Mum, maybe you should stop hiding the blu tack from me.

[Elizabeth Baker @bethjbaker]

Nanna: 8+6=15
Dad: You mean 14.
N: Oh, I was visualising a 9.
[truck]
N: 19
D: You mean 18.
Me: Nanna, you were visualising the wrong thing.
@baker_victoria : Do you even know what ‘visualising’ means?
Me: Yes. It means to see something in your mind.
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