Mackenzie Baker

I’m somewhat of a mentor

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

See this guys? @gwerbie sees me as a mentor ✨😌✨

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Daily affirmation: I am smart, capable and have perfect tits

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

Nothing like graduating vomiting in the middle of the night because of drinking to vomiting in the middle of the night due to heartburn because I had a glass of wine to close to my bedtime 🥴

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

@garlicgirlxoxo WHAT AM I GONNA DO? GIVE ACCURATE STATUS UPDATES?????

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

Yes I left work early to drink vodka and bowl, what about it?

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

Nothing like being high and realizing my boyfriend looks like Walter White now that he shave his head

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

@garlicgirlxoxo

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

I’m oscillating between wine and coffee- which one will cause my breakdown first today?

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

Nothing like singing west side story in the first zoom meeting after a mass company layoff #really

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

@CritGemHero @milesbon I totally appreciate the point you make here- I think this feels like when a family member cheats and it can feel very betraying to the people closest- that doesn’t make the actions right but clearly there is hurt covered up as a joke and everyone working for them is feeling it

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

Yeah ‘I love you’ is nice, but has your partner ever said ‘IDK man buffalo wings just aren’t as good when you aren’t around’ *chefs kiss* 🥹

[Jason Harrison @nominalthoughts]

alright, hear me out

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

@garlicgirlxoxo They deadass would have us sign off “keep it comfy, Mackenzie “ 🫠

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

fuck you roberts.
fuck you thomas.
fuck you alito.
fuck you kavanaugh.
fuck you gorsuch.
fuck you coney barrett.

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

@garlicgirlxoxo What an icon

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

While I’m disappointed in John Mulaney, I’m not surprised. It speaks to how normalized transphobia is in comedy & how cis dudes don’t have to care about it, so they won’t. My sympathy lies with trans folks in the audience who wanted a fun night & got a reminder of hate instead.

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

YOO! Room in Somerville available for rent from July to August, let me know if you or someone you know is interested!

[Disney Animation Promos @DisneyAPromos]

Eric Goldberg on the return of 2D/ hand-drawn animation to Walt Disney Animation Studios:

"Now we have an atmosphere and a group of people who recognize that’s part of the legacy here, and to actually have content that requires hand-drawn animation is absolutely great."

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

I’m starting to feel really targeted by my ads these days, not because of the products themselves, but from the amount of dachshunds I see featured in said ads

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

And it still holds tru @gwerbie

[Mackenzie Baker @bakerm1597]

See this guys? @gwerbie sees me as a mentor ✨😌✨