Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦

staff software developer working on @Shop at @Shopify. Author. Blundering chess enthusiast. It’s chaos; be kind. He/Him. views are entirely mine, thank god.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

Yea… I’m out. ✌️

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

Hands down best value and quality pizza in toronto. Otherside Pizza in The Beaches over on queen east.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@Hammadk Isn’t it you? You’re over there. Or are you here now?

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@udeyrishi YAAAAAAAAAS! Congrats Udey!!

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

The TTC is held together by shoe string, bubblegum, and prayers. Using it is a lottery of despair.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@benpartridge That’s some class A, top tier shit posting from dad. Well done.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

He’s a three, but has a pair of stainless steel truck nuts hanging off the back of his Jeep Wrangler.

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Dear Reddit, excellent work. Attn: r/pics — have at it...

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

I’d like to apologize to anybody who was on the call with my partner in the other room. Nobody is dying.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

There is a lot of truth to Michael Burry playing metal drums and the cathartic nature of screaming into the void when you’re having a frustrating day. This is definitely a perk of working remote. Thank you, @mastodonmusic, for once upon a time recording Leviathan.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@nheagy @ChristianSelig Yep. Me too. This really sucks.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@huhwhatnope @MikeDFreedom @choeshow @amazon Your parents also didn’t have the internet, and people used to go door to door selling encyclopedias.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@birk I’ve found myself listening to jazz more and more often while programming; if i want rock/pop/electro i go with 60s/70s/80s japanese because it’s suuuuuuper good, and since i don’t speak japanese the vocals aren’t distracting.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@RalphCapocci @megsbeach @TheAgenda @David_Moscrop I have 200 followers. Am also curious for you to back up these claims from a source that isn’t just some butt hurt person. From where i sit, the catholic church has covered up hundreds of pedophiles and the murder of thousands of indigenous kids, and has done nothing to repent.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@harisaurus I think it’s the best episode of the year (so far). Just… incredible. Tartt wearing #24 made my eyes get all moist and i couldn’t breath for a hot second.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

I think Ted Lasso is the greatest Apple product ever made.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

I just bought a nintendo switch. I’ve not owned a Nintendo since the original NES. I’m playing Breath of the Wild for the first time. I’ve not played a Zelda since the original.

I’m totally floored. I’ve never had this much fun playing a foraging/hunting/cooking sim.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

As a huge, life long @EdmontonOilers fan who lives in Toronto, it has been a gruelling season of games starting at 9/10pm (as always). Today? Only game on is Oilers/Vegas, and its at 10pm EST. Seriously? C’mon @NHL. Game is in Edmonton. Why the late start?

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@frank_seravalli I'm an oilers fan - have been for decades. Rules are the rules, so I'm fine with Nurse's suspension. But Pietro getting a $5k fine and no suspension for a brutal 2 hand slash across Drai's arms makes no sense. Like... WTF. Unreal.

[Ryan Baldwin 🇺🇦 @bakerofbytes]

@fahdananta I was a beekeeper for three years before going into comp sci. I’ve been a developer for 22 years now. Beekeeping is definitely way cool. I still miss it.