Nadia Odestam

Teacher/Historian/Baker/"Writer"/Muslim Daria

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@TheRock campaign slogan: the choice is clear. Get Rock'd. Dwayne 2020.

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@rizmc today, I accidentally said "Riz Carlton" instead of Ritz Carlton. #teaatadifferentlevel

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@POTUS44 the days grow longer and more meaningless without you. 😩💔

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@SenSanders We should not permeate this rhetoric of hate against those who seem different. #lovetrumpshate #acceptance

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@clc1989 Dude! I saw this guy today, I thought it was you! I waved and he waved back awkwardly. Then I realized it wasn't you. Awkward

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@clc1989 only if he's the arresting officer.

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Oh God. I just saw the hottest police officer. I want to commit a crime.

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You know a hotel is fancy whenever there's a couch in the bathroom

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@clc1989: yes. Agreed

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There are a lot of attractive men at this wedding. I think it's the suits

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Hot white guy #1 spotted. Balding, but face is nice. Wonder if he likes Star Wars.

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Listening to a classical version of "Umbrella" by Rihanna. Who said this wedding wasn't classy??

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@bobcoog: fuuuuuuuuuck.

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@bobcoog: it's not really an addiction. I can stop anytime

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@bobcoog Oh boy. I hope she doesn't tell you about my secret addiction to Eggo Waffles.

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That awkward moment when you don't kmow whether you are watching a CW tv series or a clothing commercial.

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To all those who are studying/writing papers: when we fail, we do it together! Solidarity!!

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One day, I want to have a staged feud on Twitter with a celebrity.

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Many times when people talk to me I nod my head, but I am really thinking about what I am going to eat for dinner.

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@gabypruneda TheEllenShow: Why is Al Gore good at math when he dances? He's got Al Gore Rhythm. #ClassicJokeTuesday