Hi, I’m John.
This is my revolutionary Shopify store doing $2M/month in revenue.
Now that I’ve posted this screenshot, it’s legally official:
$2M/month = $24M/year.
In our small elite tech circle, we apply a 20x multiple, so my company is now worth $500M
I own 100%, which technically makes me a billionaire. Its simple maths.
How much profit you ask?
You sound like a jealous hater.
Could I sell it?.... Not even for a half-eaten bag of chips.....But that’s irrelevant as next week, I’m paying to go on a podcast where I’ve asked the host to casually ask my net worth, this will now make it official, and when my army of clippers starts pushing this to your algorithm nothing you say will change that.
Thank you for your attention
John (Billionaire with a B)