Andrew

chances are i love bumper more than you

[Airwingmarine @AirwingMarine]

@Never_Wrong_Eva you gotta be rich to talk to Dana White

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Hi, person who was an adult in 2006 here 👋. The normie views of the time were that gay people deserved civil unions, vaccines were common sense, the Iraq War was bad, trans people were harmless oddities, and legal immigrants deserved a path to citizenship.

[Dad to the Bone @Dad_2_The_Bone]

A quick reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this, shot and killed others and was celebrated by MAGA. Meanwhile Alex Pretti showed up to a protest like this, was shot and killed, then condemed by MAGA. Please stop saying this isn’t political.

[Andrew @balakepayne]

@SmashCan3 @nikgeneburn womp womp go next

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

@GregAbbott_TX Governor, will you be blocking Kosher foods from being served at Texas airports because it’s kind of the same thing if you think about it?

[Paddy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ccfcpaddy]

you are a child predator

now that i’ve decided you’re a child predator, you no longer have the right to a fair trial to see if i’m telling the truth or not

the state is now going to shoot you in the head

[Alberti @hsalberti]

a epidemia ozempic nos tirou os gordões farmadores de aura

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

YOU CLEARLY HAVE A SHITTY GOVERNMENT WHEN THE GOVERNMENT BUYS "SHOCK GLOVES" FOR THEIR SECRET POLICE INSTEAD OF FOOD AND SUPPLIES FOR ITS SAILORS WHO HAVE BEEN STUCK ON A SHIP FOR 8 + MONTHS 😒

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

Wow. I've never seen an Attorney General and an FBI Director at a presidential rally in all of American history. It violates all kinds of constitutional principles.

[Connor Boyack 📚 @cboyack]

“Before the cameras had a chance to ID them”

But I thought these were merely license plate readers….?

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

just imagine if they found a video of a muslim saying this shit

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Capital One cheats customers and gets caught.

They agree to pay back $2.2 billion.

Then they donate $1 million to Trump.

Poof! Settlement canceled.

Cap One pockets $2.2 billion instead.

[Andrew @balakepayne]

@aszarkarias @hadrootbeerbuzz @Fish_Flakes546 @FoxNews We killed 1.5 million civilians while over seas. The United States of America 500x MORE people for "freedom". They are 100% also victims.

[poglon @velonica_1]

@discord Don't let Discord have you forget that the free upload max *was* 25mb and they reduced it in 2024. This will likely be temporary again.

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

The biggest story going overlooked this week is the Trump administration did a federal investigation into the owner of the Lakers, to pressure him to sell, so that Bob Iger and a Trump in-law could purchase the team. Mafia level coercion. Not that I care about the ethics

[Andrew @balakepayne]

@JRAwesomeAve999 @CommieJd this guy wants to be a slave to the system forever😹

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

yeah so this is pretty much official confirmation that AI being used for mass surveillance was always the goal.

[shelby cole @shelbylcole]

i am going to become the joker

[Sevatar — 'BACK AT IT AGAIN @ IMPERIAL CORE' Arc @_sevatar]

This is why I don't trust AI simps.

Instead of saying, 'here's a new tool to help video game animators!', he says 'START APPLYING TO MCDONALD'S ASSHOLE'

It's fueled by resentment, and a desire to 'replace' humans with skill, with a machine that makes everything easy.