alana

bling blong

[lars @larathebars]

Born to be a dj forced to be a Filipino in healthcare

[alana @balani77]

this man is not wearing pants

[alana @balani77]

@jjp3nus I AGREE COME BACK TO ME PLS

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[alana @balani77]

ate a cheesesteak im ok now

[alana @balani77]

you ever go to bed knowing tomorrow is gonna be the worst day of your entire life

[alana @balani77]

no goodnight for me 🙃

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

ur in his dm’s
i just killed an invasive bug

[alana @balani77]

my body HURTS

[j @jjp3nus]

#1 lesson i learned this year : don’t date in ur friend group

[alana @balani77]

had a dream that i met @VictoriaParis and she made me tip her after i took a picture with her

[alana @balani77]

@owenjoyner my card got declined buying a $1.60 bus ticket today .

[alana @balani77]

@LexiAltirs hello what are u doing here

[alana @balani77]

@jacobsartorius u caused my first panic attack in a mcdonalds once

[alana @balani77]

A TWO DOLLA FIFTY CAKE POP

[alana @balani77]

im back 😈

[alana @balani77]

remembering the time when i was in ana apartment and saw a man with no pants on

[alana @balani77]

@owenjoyner THE ELEVATED TRAIN BY MY WINDOW DOESN’T PHASE ME ANYMOREEEE

[lay: pinned? what pinned? @laymagdalene]

why are we still talking about tacos lets talk about ME

[alana @balani77]

@owenjoyner knowing Owen Joyner from youtube and not from nickelodeon is the biggest flex.