Bob Albert

Videographer: Music, Art, Interviews, Documentaries. Photographer, Artist Advisor, Graphic Designer. My Etsy shop:

[Jeremy Oliva Dorado @jeremy_olive_]

Shopify going down on Cyber Monday has got to be one of the biggest fails of the year

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

Every time I ask my son if he has his backpack, he corrects me and tells me it’s a bookbag 👀 🤔

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

$7 for ONE jerk chicken patty with coco bread at the Jamaican spot.

Sound about right or outrageous?

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

@dreamhampton Sidenote…Was looking at archived photos by a photographer and came across this photo of you with Yo-Yo in early 90’s!!

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

There's a very interesting connection between Mark Zuckerberg's right-wing turn and the guy who might be the most powerful person in American media. I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, so...

A thread.

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

My worst nightmare. My son turned on “Baby Shark” then took the batteries out the remote!!👀🤦🏾‍♂️🤬

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

Just left a park in Harlem because a couple rats seemed to be having more fun playing there than my son….at 5pm

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

Why oh why am I on TikTok at 12:40am looking at terrible footage of “Sasquatch” sightings..because someone I know says they’re an expert on it?

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

@naima But just for context…the whole “When x and y walk in the room, who gets more play” is an ongoing debate on the Joe Budden Podcast. Almost every episode it comes up…

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

Had my son with me and refused to put him down to walk amongst these things…smh.

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

Went to The Bronx Zoo yesterday and went to the indoor butterfly garden exhibit. Saw some mice running around and thought they were a part of the whole nature exhibit…NOPE!! Just regular NYC field mice…👀

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

One of the workers said there has been a problem with the mice and none of the animals in the exhibit eat them or anything…Got out of that mofo swiftly!! I really thought they were some exotic rodents from Australia or some shit..

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

Out here vending in Williamsburg. So many dudes in here look like Freddie Mercury..it’s WILD!!

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

The joy on a kid’s face who asks for a free cup for water but fills it with soda..

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

So unnecessary https://t.co/ahMVooDKNz

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

I haven’t liked Travis Scott since he disrespected and embarrassed a videographer on stage that was just doing his job…

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

I haven’t liked Travis Scott since he disrespected and embarrassed a videographer on stage that was just doing his job…

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

Took my son to the Yale Peabody Museum to see dinosaurs for the first time and come back to Twitter to see this NABJ shitshow..smh 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

How many times this year have you stepped in dog sh*t?

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

Anyone else wonder why ice cream flavors aren’t in alphabetical order at the grocery store?

[Bob Albert @balbert3]

How many “Scam Likely” calls do you get per day?