Max Balderston

he/him
i love you.

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

Max Balderston

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

He means so much to me

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Drop a "🎂" in the replies to wish Carson a happy birthday!

[Variety @Variety]

Jeff Bridges speaks fluent Minionese at the "Minions & Monsters" premiere in LA.

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

@MLB @Cubs @Gatorade Hello MLB,

This would be ideal for me.

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

I rly wish I could text my long-distance dog

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

If any of you wanted a reminder for how long three hours is, come to my art school math lecture

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

“Zip it!” Could also mean zip it open.

Please keep talking

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

I think the real witching hour is whatever time Mark Wahlberg thinks you should wake up

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Huh. I was not expecting this to be the angle of the Springsteen biopic:

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

When you’re in a uber and your driver accepts a new ride for when you’re gone.
No joke, worst feeling.

[Brian @CubsCreator]

#SNL50 forgot to include the greatest sketch in its history. #Cubs

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

@bentreelevyonx @WyattMenci And the mascot. And the coach. And the sports medicine lady.

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

If you are in line to vote, STAY IN LINE!!

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

The @pants book is phenomenal. Goes great with a snack.

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

Mopey ass bitch

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

BREAKING: RFK Jr claims brain worm’s name is Shai-Hulud

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

First shower beer. Cheers!

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

Worst day of my fucking life

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Kathy Bates says she is retiring.

Her final role will be in the ‘Matlock’ reboot series.

(Source: https://t.co/0HB5ptrtRx)

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

No opinion honestly

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

What do you think of this?

[The Cinegogue @TheCinegogue]

what’s your favorite shot from a film?

[Max Balderston @BalderstonMax]

Rick Sanchez

[MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH]

Sydney Sweeney met with Lucasfilm recently. Which character would you like to see her portray in the Star Wars universe?