Balefire

Geek by design. Mortal by chance. Rolled a Nat20 as a kid to be a weirdo. Loving photography, dancing, good knees days, kindnesses, laughing (my mom’s fault).

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Well, here we are again. How’s Twitter fairing these days? Oh, I missed a couple years on here. Well, now I can use the joke that I ended up back at an X.

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In an odd mix for the evening, I find myself upon a twitter. @UnleashMind is posting tabloid stuff on FB? What happened to the mind bending content? Now it’s about @NotTheTimCurry and I’m so deep into posting Monty Python gif replies I’m going boss-eyed, maybe it’s the whisky…

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*headdesk moment for today* Walking into an ice cream shop behind @BillyBoydActor. Me, getting inside & noticing they have freezers off to the side w/ containers of ice cream… turning to my boyfriend and out of my mouth comes “Ooo! It comes in pints!” & then the realization. 😭

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Pocket vortex, glassblowing magic! 😍

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My “breakfast”.

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@NotTheTimCurry 🎵 Have I told you lately that you’re awesome?🎵

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A bit of halvsies of “sin on a stick”, and despite the strange pocketbomb looking thing, it actually does a shrill piercing melody of Happy Birthday. So, yay! Cheesecake & not death! Leveling up to 39, but last year shouldn’t count. Life = good. Not great, but who am I to argue.

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@MelBrooks Hiya, I’m wondering if there might be a way to see about an inquiry/request for a “cameo” service type of video message for a 79 year young N.Y. Jewish fatherly figure for Father’s Day this year. He keeps my wits in check, & I’m from outside the family. 🤣

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I think I enjoy this the more I watch it.

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Mosaic cinnamon roll sweets. Wear your masks.

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@edwardrussell It’s the quinine in it (if you’re unfamiliar with tonic water’s traits).

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@edwardrussell I sometimes have issues with leg cramps and RLS, and tonic water is usually the final cure for me (after I try other stuff). I’m not crazy about tonic water taste, but there’s the Fever-Tree brand, which has been my preference so far.

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Anyone else get the feeling that we’re living in the part of the story where the Death Eaters are all like “I was under the Imperius Curse”?

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@rainnwilson Only 70 more years to go, I have faith that you’ll make it. 🤣

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Lol, unless I have the only super old DVD version of it? 🤣

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I knew I wasn’t (totally) crazy. At least with this. The DVD version waaaay back did have the “lost scene” in Muppet Christmas Carol. #proofoflife 🤣

@hensoncompany #muppetchristmascarol

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@TheTweetOfGod Wouldn’t it just be easier to go to Confession? 😜

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With all the celebration in the streets, you’d think we’d just won a war. Oh, wait, right. #happydance #BidenHarrisToEndThisNightmare

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@elonmusk I could never get the hang of Thursday’s.

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Just noticed this on the Burbank “B”.

(Please no negative/derogatory comments)

#burbank @myBurbankNEWS