Brandon Alexander

Dad, Software Engineering Manager, serial hobbiest. I post about life, software development, and my many hobbies.

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@4golfonline Above average

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@ios_dev_alb 2008

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Come join our team! We’re looking for a Senior iOS Dev - https://t.co/sS8OWlYVDk

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@jbradforddillon I’m doing my best to not let it be that way with my team.

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@_aijaz_ Nice work!

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@_aijaz_ What was/is the project?

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@_aijaz_ I used my sled all the time! I also bought a sawstop as insurance for my digits… and now I use my bandsaw more than my table saw!

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@_aijaz_ I’m hopeful. A lot still needs to happen, but I’m optimistic.

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So…what I thought was me just withdrawing from a toxic social network was really me being miserable for a long time and the toxicity wasn’t helping. I’m getting divorced and the settlement should getting signed this week. Here’s to new beginnings.

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@britanymeadows My daughter just flipped out and want her hair to look like that!

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@dlpasco @Jury is disappointed in you.

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Do any of my friends at Apple know anyone I can talk to about provisioning a payment card into your Apple Wallet?

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@jpvanhoy Still, let the experts study the violence. The data will enlighten.

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@flyosity I went in 2016. Were you at a practice round? I’m assuming so because you had a camera.

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@JivaDeVoe I’ve learned a lot about leadership. Mistakes have been made, but I’ve tried to learn from them.

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Just about 3 years ago I left full time iOS development to lead/manage an iOS dev team. I didn’t realize how burned out I was at the time. My last job beat the love of coding out of me. I’ve loved the new challenges and am quite fulfilled doing what I’m doing.

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@MediacomSupport I guess your internet outages/hiccups are happening daily now. At least this time I wasn’t in an important meeting. 2 more days until I no longer have to rely on your now-flaky internet service.

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@MediacomSupport Connection died again. I was in the middle of giving an interview. Thanks for screwing this up, again. I’m usually patient but this has been happening more frequently over the past month.

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@MediacomSupport What’s going on in Springfield, MO? Service has been flaky all day.

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@MediacomSupport It’s back now. Service lately has been very spotty. I’m not a happy customer. My fiber installation is Friday so I’ll be canceling service soon.