UTAHIME IORI

[jah @jxhmier]

i hate when people act like i won’t kill them

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

Legs hurt.

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

Cracks her back.

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

“I do want your head.”

[‍ ‎⿻ ‍𝐌ᵁ𝗚͜E常𝑁̲⦂ 𓇢𓆸 @rikaganholder]

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‘ YO 、𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥. think you can
get through my 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 ׅׅ𖤠 ’
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[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre I doubt he tastes good. What if you get indigestion?

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

P-PERVERT?! FUCK OFF YOU IDIOT !!

[ً @danscmacabrre]

? pervert .

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre You sound way too happy about that?! What are your intentions here?

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre White hair, tall as an giraffe and an arrogant prick? Yeah you can have him.

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre You know who I’m talking about then…

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre You can’t just go around doing that, but I guess if you are that hungry I’d prefer if you bit that annoying blind folded idiot.

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre I don’t think anyone here is volunteering to be your juice box so good luck? That would be difficult. Do you have an idea of a person you want to eat?

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre ( looks left, looks right ) You want me to find someone for you or what?

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre Perfect, so what do you actually want?

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre I did… but I like where I am and what I do. Please don’t bite me.

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre I’m not interested… but thanks for that?

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

“Maybe I did have a few too many beers. I’m talking to a vampire.”

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre “So you don’t turn them into vampires from a single bite? Got it. Just please don’t bite me and hopefully I can take back all of those words I said.”

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre “I can definitely relate to the latter, they’re obnoxious and stupid. When you feed… is it true that it’s a transformation or you’re draining them completely of blood.”

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre “Thanks for that image I didn’t ask for… I’ve never met someone like you until now. You mean to tell me all of those books were just… imaginary? You’re the real deal.”

[UTAHIME IORI @balladsofkyoto]

@danscmacabrre “What in the Bram Stoker is this…” now she was deeply invested. “Could you tell me more please? I want to know everything.”