Mallorie

I have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

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Most Tired Girl™️

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@NancyMace Only dumb bitches like you, Nancy.

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@nickysmokess The venn diagram of men who call women ‘females’ and men who have never pleased a woman is just a circle 🤡🤡🤡

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@tompawnbadil Please show me where in the Bible that empathy is listed as a sin. I’d love to read that passage.

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@wheezywaiter Roast you, eh? Just like the nuts you can’t eat?

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@Caitlyn_Jenner Is Donald gonna start calling you Bruce now?

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@saras76 @DiplodocusThe @harryjsisson And you clearly don’t know that Hans Asperger was a nazi and the only people left who use that term are also nazis.

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@headphoneemoji Child left behind 🤨

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Not retweeting v**sh but he is correct on this one

[Mallorie @balloriek]

YES EXACTLY!!

[Michael F. Florio @MichaelFFlorio]

The whole problem with this narrative that Andrews cost the Ravens overtime is … the Bills would have had 1:33 and 2 timeouts to get into field goal range

[Kevin Massare @KevinMassare]

Dion Dawkins is one of the best Bills of all time. This is such a powerful video

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

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@PopBase 🤢

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@heykayadams I genuinely, wholeheartedly love snow games.

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@maryisbananas Stat Man Sam is gonna be SO happy on February 9th.

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@NFLonFOX

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@maryisbananas Mary, I cannot wait to see you in blue, white, & red! 💙❤️🦬🏈🫶🏻

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@trishapaytas Thanks, Trish!