Joe Pudas

I got poetry in me.

[Joe Pudas @ballsdontread]

@jgoresy 4 Months 3 Weeks 2 Days all day.

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@ReelFanatics @ChrisRClarkson @Terminator @RamboLast I'm cautiously optimistic about both, but considering I actually gasped when I saw Linda Hamilton step out with that rocket launcher in the trailer, I'd go with Terminator.

I think Michael and Jared are more jazzed about the upcoming Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants sequel.

[Joe Pudas @ballsdontread]

@ChrisRClarkson @ReelFanatics Shit, that's a tough one, but I'd have to say not seeing Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the more heinous movie felony. It's in the running for most quotable movie of all time! Not seeing Karate Kid is more like a movie misdemeanor.

[Joe Pudas @ballsdontread]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a condom advertisement!

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@MichaelNeelsen @jgoresy Maybe Hulk buys a fancy car to impress Thor and makes an awkward move and tearfully calls himself a fucking idiot. Or maybe Hulk beats Spider-Man to death in a bowling alley after disowning his deaf son. Or maybe Hulk just sells plungers and wears a blue suit.

[Joe Pudas @ballsdontread]

@MichaelNeelsen @GoresEatsFilm @unofficialnathn @dogfishbeer Everything they touch is gold, but 120 Minute is their masterpiece. I haven't had one in like 120 weeks, and now you guys have me jonesing for it like nobody's business.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

The Geometry Of Emotion: How Paul Thomas Anderson Uses Hot Dog Shapes In His Films To Create Mood https://t.co/A3P5DOSFJ7

[ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZODIAC_MF]

WHAT THE FUCK DID MICHAEL ROOKER EVER DO TO YOU?

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Beautiful: When This Terminally Ill Child’s Last Wish Was To See ‘Jurassic World 2,’ Chris Pratt Reached Out To Tell Him That It’s Pretty Standard Sequel Fare https://t.co/NwVZnesFYJ

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'd say, "Hey MLK I gotta chop some wood but my Dodge Ram may not be able to handle all the wood I chop" and MLK would be like, "Let me meet you down there by the wood chopping area with my matching Dodge Ram." We'd haul the wood then go fight for civil rights later that day.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@erickohn Lady Bird was pretty great. Also, enjoyed The Big Sick and Get Out, and Logan remains surprisingly high on the list. Also, Blade Runner was visually stunning.

[Joe Pudas @ballsdontread]

One of these things is not like the others...

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@wrychuckle @Patrick_Pryor Pounds will melt like butter if you copy McConaughey's prep for DALLAS BUYERS CLUB - only red wine and fish.

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@jonnixfilm It actually took me a minute to remember why I recommended it - much of my life is spent just shouting at people to watch it.

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@wrychuckle I'm sorry your December birthday is overshadowed by a guy who wore sandals indoors. https://t.co/arQR9nNqyq via @someecards

[Joe Pudas @ballsdontread]

@wrychuckle Happy happy birthday!!! Image from https://t.co/TzuvyAdWq2.

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@wrychuckle @OnePerfectShot Love it and just bought the book!

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@GoresEatsFilm @Parleo_ Yeah, that should've been a runner up at least. Meant to mention VEEP too even though it's not a movie.

[Joe Pudas @ballsdontread]

@jonnixfilm @GoresEatsFilm Don't worry, I'll keep shoehorning in references to it every chance I get until this finally happens!