Colin Kramer

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Dear Flo,

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

So far, 70 holes played by the field:

2 birdies
38 pars
26 bogeys
3 doubles
1 other

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile.

Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved.

The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot.

He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud.

He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery.

He was impeached by his own party for corruption.

Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas.

Together we will stop him.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

GOP Sen. Thom Tillis: “To call Ken Paxton 'ethically challenged' is to call Jeffrey Dahmer suffering from an eating disorder.”

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Bro you are literally in charge

[Ethan Strauss @SherwoodStrauss]

Charles Barkley is an elite artist. Full confidence in all his comedic choices, no matter how unconventional

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

A 10-year-old wrote MAGA Congresswoman Virginia Foxx for a school project.

He chose to write about an electric vehicle tax credit. Something he thought was good for the environment.

Virginia responded by attacking him and his teacher for being propagandized.

Her words: “your teacher will not be able to give you a good education as they are too interested in indoctrinating you... How sad.”

An 80-year-old woman. Attacking a 10-year-old. For doing his homework.

These people have power over your life.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: U.S. intelligence reports show that Iran retains substantial missile capacity, despite President Trump’s claims otherwise. https://t.co/gHLM1oA9yh

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Jeff Ross roasting Draymond😂
“Steph Curry couldn’t make it tonight, but he did carry Draymond Green all the way here. I'm not going to make fun of you because you are violent. You've been ejected more times than a Kevin Hart DVD."

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

"Patel has walled himself off from some senior bureau leaders this week in the wake of multiple media reports that raised red flags about his leadership, according to three people familiar with his recent actions."

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING MS NOW:

Kash Patel has ordered the polygraphing of more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail and other staff and has been described as in panic mode to save his job and find leakers among his team, according to two people briefed on the development.
https://t.co/S4mu6n9caS

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The FDA has blocked publication of research that found widely used Covid-19 and shingles vaccines were safe. https://t.co/P4ZNeIfvPV

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

No drugs on the boat and no crimes committed by anyone except the United States government.

Horrific.

[Tron Carter @TronCarterNLU]

https://t.co/9EFVjFmrKs

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

LIV Golf put a security alert on Brody. His offense: breaking the news that their own executives were being shown the door. If you still think LIV operates at arm's length from its owners and their human rights abuses, you're not paying attention.

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

SILICON VALLEY gave us the most brilliantly engineered “dick joke(s)” in TV history with Season 1’s finale titled "Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency"

[NCAAF Nation @NCAAFNation247]

#CFB returns in 19 Weeks

• 17 years ago WR Golden Tate caught the game winning TD for Notre Dame then proceeded to dive into the Michigan State band.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

What chess move number is it when you:

-Admit you’re only funded through ‘26
-Everyone sees it
-Delete it
-Repost the interview with that part cut out and just hope nobody notices?