Quentin Bally

Professional New York Mets Fan, I dabble in other sports, I sometimes give good takes

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[Quentin Bally @bally_quentin]

Been getting way too many @grok humanitarian edits on my feed

[autist @litteralyme0]

THE GOOD INDIE MOVIE IS MOGGING THE DISNEY CASH GRAB SLOP MOVIE

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[ImmortalGuyonTwit @DaImmortalGuy]

If I was Batman I'd be fine with throwing joker back in bars every week but Condiment King gotta die I cannot sanction that buffoonery

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants it? 👀

RP for your chance to win this signed Chris Boswell jersey!

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

Explained to my wife that the Mets came back from a 4 run deficit to win it and she’s giving me the same smile she gives our son when he discovers a cool rock

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

OMG SOTO RAN SO FAST TO BENGE HE COULDNT WAIT! HE’S NEVER HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE THIS!

[MLB @MLB]

Carson Benge walks it off in extras and the @Mets take 2 out of 3 on #RivalryWeekend!

[Brian Miguel @BMiggy]

If it’s contagious, Bichette has an incredible immune system

[MLB @MLB]

A.J. Ewing's first Major League hit is an RBI triple!

[MetsMuse @MetsMuse]

Pete Alonso to David Stearns and Steve Cohen during contract negotiations in 2025:

“When my career is being evaluated for the Hall of Fame years from now, you’ll still be fiddling with your f****** formulas.”

Wasn’t mincing words.

[Jake Brown @JakeBrownLive]

The Mets need to dig deep & stop with the matchups. Play your hot hitters. It was Quintana on the hill, not Randy Johnson.

Stop with the participation trophies & playing guys who are AAAA players because of the side that they hit. You are setting the team up to fail.

[theon greyjoys molester 🔞 (certified silly goose) @theonmolester]

Robb trying to fatten up the rat Theon eats in the dungeon so he doesn't starve

[coach xavier @thexavierjoseph]

27 on 77% TS with no free throws vs the best defense in the world 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[K. @2dosesofK]

LeBron having to work on a Cinco De Mayo Taco Tuesday should be a crime

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

Stanley Kubrick making Spartacus: i don't care what accent you use

Ridley Scott making The Last Duel: keep the Boston, it's fine

Christopher Nolan making The Odyssey: i don't wanna hear a single British accent, i swear to god, are you listening to me Pattinson?

[violet @cerseified]

how GRRM felt writing “she dreamt she sat the iron throne, high above them all.” knowing he was about to introduce one of the most iconic female characters ever written

[Quentin Bally @bally_quentin]

Carlos Mendoza should be sent to the moon