SalamanderHamilton

but this IS my happy face

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Joe Rogan got everything he ever wanted. Comedians went from the satirists of fascism to its biggest cheerleaders. The whole world is on fire while podcast bros hosts the architects of genocide and pedophilia on their shows

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

When the league commish somehow gets the first pick every year when "randomizing" the draft order

[Zach Reger @zachreger18]

“It’s the Hall of Fame Game, there’s no way you’re actually betting on this.”

Me:

[VUVUZELA🔥 @realkop21553]

New haircut on🔥

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

white people when you don’t wanna play pickleball

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

All imma say is Obama never had me doin dis in the living room at age 10

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você já calculou quantas horas vai dormir, mas não consegue pegar no sono e o número continua diminuindo:

[greg @greg16676935420]

Waiting for the community note to pop up because no way this is real

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Finding out that the 2017 Astros were the good guys after all

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

whatever… go my weapons of mass destruction

[Nik @_NikSpace]

This shit been having me weak all night wtf is this

[Jimmy (not one of those) Rothschild(s) @Pale_0ntologist]

I pray, often and vehemently, that I will never know Fred's grief. But as a father, I can't imagine anything more shameful than attacking a survivor of the violence that took my child in order to defend violence against children at an even more massive scale.

[SalamanderHamilton @BalthazarBlakee]

????

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Kate’s period blood is in my -80 °C freezer.

Around 10 mL.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

looney tunes after they smoke an explosive cigar

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Bro is built like a one piece character

[𝕀 @vacill4tor]

Getting off work at 2am just to clock back in at 11am

[Nameless Goon @_NamelessGoon]

watching two squirrels beat the fucking shit out of each other