In their 30 years of existence, the Baltimore Feis has established a strong history of using child labor. Because, you know, those weeds on the Champ Awards Pavilion weren’t going to pick themselves.
Come on down to watch the Dance Off - it’s about to start in the Octagon - I mean Auditorium. (I always confuse Irish dance and Ultimate Fighting. I wonder why . . .
I have been asked to let all dancers that qualified to please head to the Auditorium immediately for the Baltimore Feis 30th Anniversary Champion of Champions Dance-Off sponsored by Champion Athletic Wear, Champion Spark Plugs, and the Cleveland Browns (isn’t it ironic?).
I have been asked to let all dancers that qualified to please head to the Auditorium immediately for the Baltimore Feis 30th Anniversary Champion of Champions Dance-Off sponsored by Champion Athletic Wear, Champion Spark Plugs, and the Cleveland Browns (isn’t it ironic?).
We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back . . . IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN to awards for Competition 409 at 4:35 p.m. #pleasegodgetmeouttahere
Awards for Competition 507 will take place at 4:00 p.m. at the new Guinness Open Gate Brewery & Barrel House in Halethorpe, Maryland. Oh wait, I was just hallucinating. They be at the Awards Pavilion. Crap.