Brandon

processing the cosmos wishing I could chill

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Yep, had the "this sucks I'm done" look back then too

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

All I can say is our generation had the best soundtrack

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Just know if you can count to 7 from C I like the way your brain works

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

@_sayimabird

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Guys at work talking about politics*
"Man, and she's ugly! I mean, if there waz ever ah female gorilla."

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Dose funnel cake always smell like Six Flags to you too?

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Hayley Williams is still amazing.
@yelyahwilliams
Time changes things but she still got it.

[Nicola Meighan 📻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Nicola_Meighan]

I have read this, and read this, and read this. I’m not sure that I ever need to read anything else.

[Greg Postel @GregPostel]

Still makes me giggle

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

In the ashes of our planet
Weeks after the last green thing died
The final man, the lonely Adam
Carefully carved into the stone
A last refrain:
“No Homo”

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

I'm scared of the person I'd be without dyslexia.
Id be a lot smarter, like books more, but not people.
Would know a lot but, wouldn't have learned the Patience and understanding I've need to get where I am today.

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

@_sayimabird I have my Leatherman pliers on me if that will help.

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Sick, exhausted, slightly confused.
How did it take me this long to think it might be cus I'm nervous about playing in front of 5,000 people. 🎸 #experience
💩

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

@ladysquidley Na me and Keith were the only guys in the car group do of course I started something and tried dragging him into it

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Me: getting picked on*
" Dude your supposed to be my friend and help me out"
Keith: "No. These chips are my friends.... They have good taste"

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Keith: almost finished the bag*
"I'm loosing all my friends"
Me: "me too kid, me too"

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Car alarms are really for

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

When your watch congratulates you on your :30 min workout but really it's just stress. 😅

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Just searched ASDF gifs.
Oh the memories.

[Brandon @bam__bam___]

Playlists called Daily Lift and Mood Booster should NOT have brake up songs In them... Come on @Spotify what are you trying to do to me!