Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz

Freelance software dev.
Built software solutions for 6 startups. Currently hacking on early wage payment solutions.

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@pettiboy_com W

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

I swear to god the Microsoft bus is the last place I expected a chud to flirt with a foid on.

Annoying ass MFs.

Let a man read in peace.

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@javainterviewer Are you a bot ?
That is not Data Structures and Algorithms but Democratic Socialists of America.

[FixDog @fixdotdog]

Hot take: 60% of your engineering tickets shouldn't exist.

"Move this up"
"Make these horizontal"
"Change that color"

These aren't engineering problems. They're design decisions.

We built Fix[dot]dog so PMs/designers can ship them directly. Engineers simply review the PR.

[Hussain Pettiwala @pettiboy_com]

Controversial opinion:

If a PM or designer can describe the change in plain english, they should be able to ship it themselves 🤷🏼🤷🏼

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

And @Cloudflare is down again

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@Hi_Mrinal Get a docking station and connect monitors and peripherals to that

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

Where were you when this happened?

[Sam Altman @sama]

today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here:

https://t.co/uWra8LKFMN

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@pathikghugare @nikitabier Why are u gay ?

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@pathikghugare AI?

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@jaydotdev What you building that requires that much AI

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

They released a coin for this.

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

Can we please get a polymarket for who bubba is ?

@Polymarket

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

Sorry for the late tweet. Don't know why twitter was down.

But today was my first day at @Cloudflare after causing the outage at AWS and Azure and being let go from both Amazon and Microsoft.

I hope nothing goes wrong today.
Fingers crossed.

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@pathikghugare Please clarify @VedantMahadik32

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@mneelansh15 Congratulations @VedantMahadik32 on the launch

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

@mneelansh15 Is this for me 🥺🥺

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

99% of gamblers quit before making it big.

Not me though. I am the 1% that survives.
I will win @Polymarket

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

It's difficult than it looks.
It was good earlier but now everyone has too much alpha.

Plus buying a range method doesn't work that well anymore.

Also difficult to time.

[kekov @0xkekov]

the safest polymarket bets are the “how many posts will elon musk publish in the next X days” markets

my logic is simple:

1. enter early when the range is still clueless
2. wait 2-3 days for the count to stabilize
3. sell when the market finally wakes up

I’ll test it on the next rounds

am I actually galaxy-brained here?

or is it one of those things that looks easy until it isn’t?

[Burhanuddin Rizzwala e/rizz @bamble_bam]

Polymarket really needs to add a stoploss feature.

And also make the mobile app better.
No way to put limit orders via the app rn.
I see the order book but the functionality doesn't seem to work.

@Polymarket please add the features