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a streetcar named dumb ideas

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Put some respect on Fritos

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Is IHOP going extinct

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I guess I just have to accept Wicked being perpetually stuck in my head for the next two months

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@tryyourbest13 Yes and her lip sync is “Depresso”

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Take me to Red Robin and tell me I am pretty

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Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now

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Chex Mix is good

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A good way to stop crying is to start flossing

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Omg I forgot Lily leaves!!!

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are other people good at their job

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Sometimes I read the word veterinarian as vegetarian

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Open loaf of bread at work alert

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Not much sobers you up faster than taking care of a much drunker, sicker friend

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Airports should really have nail salons

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Is it possible to eat too many chia seeds

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Are stripes in?

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Please share your stories of accidental bidding At a silent auction

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I know I married the right person when he compares shopping at Whole Foods to shopping at the Gucci store

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Sometimes I work from home and forget about deodorant

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Airport lounge bias