all aboard the bowie jane train

baby make it nice.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

he forgot to text you on your birthday but just sent lebron a vulnerable 3 paragraph instagram DM for his 40th. focus on yourself queen

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

I misplaced one tablespoon of vanilla extract

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

I forgot about moo deng

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

7x3=21 that is so awesome

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

coconut yogurt tastes like swimming pool

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

mismanaging

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

boy dichotomy

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

autumn’s hottest fashion trend: wearing your heart on your sleeve

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

is there a drag queen named Annie Depressant?

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

speaking of rat bastards

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

Running Away From Homer, Marge And In Charge, Bart But Not Like The One In San Francisco… these are all names I would give to my fantasy Simpsons team

[Gabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ @lastthingtwice]

raise your hand if you still have raebies

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

eating megaplastics

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

can’t wait to consume media

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Joni Bologna told me that she thinks you have the meats 👀

[mysterio @bamboozled222]

Do pine trees pine after me

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

me when I’m JD Vance and I need to cross a river #bb26

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

Pussycat Dolls at the dentist be like… orthodontia wish your girlfriend was hot like me…

[all aboard the bowie jane train @tryyourbest13]

Frankly, I wish I didn’t exist in the context of all in which I live and that which came before me