bam cooks

Antisocial girly-music enthusiast, occasional Fairlife protein milk drinker

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Mike Breen with a LEGENDARY call.

“It’s over! It’s over! Knicks fans, this is not a dream.”

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Tonight, the @MTA reached a fair deal with the five LIRR unions that delivers raises for workers while protecting riders and taxpayers.

I’m pleased to announce that phased LIRR service will resume beginning tomorrow at noon.

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A building putting up scaffolding is the equivalence to a girl getting braces

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Coinbase pure genius

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@JuiceBox98766 Nah man

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There is no world where ceedee lamb doesn’t finish the year as the fantasy wr1.

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Why can’t it ever just lightly rain in New York. I’m tired of these tsunamis

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We will never see anything like prime Kanye West ever again

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Bought 3 glazed munchkins and the lady gave me 12. It’s really the little things in life

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The homeless in nyc will have to put up a LeBron 2018 type performance to stay alive this week

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@DailyRapFacts Why is everyone glazing him 😂

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Can’t get Kanye’s He!l H!tler song out of my head. Already a classic unfortunately

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Why the hell does a 7am train to Penn station not have seating by the time it gets to great neck. F MTA

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It’s so funny how finance guys religiously wear Patagonia. I thought it was a joke…

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NYC in the spring is so peak

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If you and a bouncer are on a first name basis, rethink your life choices

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Am I the only one who hates Passover post Seder?

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Officially that time of the year iykyk

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Went a week with wired headphones. Never doing that shit ever again