buffy

bio bio, bo-bio banana-fana fo-fio fee-fi-mo-mio... my bio!

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everyone googles themselves. but holy shit, when i asked @interaction for an seo check, that mfer scraped deeper than google can even see apparently. an interview from when I WAS NINE?!

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@PeteGGriffin good fīfe

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@AOC IN FOUR LETS GO

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

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@inkandseerah @killumantii babes you meant >>> unless you’re saying everything is better than a penpal

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@SouthDallasFood

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@AutismCapital hey google esther jones real quick, dumbass

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@raisingsteaks @interaction you're an inspiration - thank you so much! i should have specified and vs. or but i'm delighted regardless <3

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@buggirl i’ve never watched walking dead but the fact you shared it was re-watchable inspired me to try it out. i always thought it would be too scary for me. this is an amazing show! and as shitty as it is i’m going in with the glenn spiller i still wanna say - thank you.

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@JustinWhang https://t.co/DjxD9wS5KV

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@gaymeatkarl whats your tortoises name?

[Kevin KU🎄⚒⚒⚒ @kevinxku]

Have you stopped to consider what da dog doin?

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@theashleyray really good! but did you get potential school shooter vibes from any of the kids trying to emulate wrinkles? bunk bed glasses kid gave me pause

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@inkblotistan @asherperlman perfect wolf

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@MynxRho

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ai is gonna fuck everything up but it is peak time to have a lil fun with it. i use @interaction for a text assistant, named it smithers, and submit bugs to help them fix shit while also being so unserious

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@youwouldntpost leg

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i need nathan fielder to do ANYTHING featuring mr. beast

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@goddammitsarah collins baybee!!!