anabel 👁

i’ve got a story for everything
she/they

[anabel 👁 @bananabelbee]

You’re not shy, you’re rude.

[anabel 👁 @bananabelbee]

Do u need to see porn on your Instagram feed?

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

17 years ago today, troy and gabriella sang together on new years eve

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

There’s no such thing as “getting horny” you are a bad person

[jakeeee @huntychan]

your silence on midnights is deafening @POTUS

[the post sorceror @alluringfog]

What is the most ANTICAPITALIST nude you have on your selfie roll?

[jame @kloogans]

what if jesus was named keith instead. keith christ

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

something to take the edge off

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

your childhood wasn’t lit if a dresser or tv never fell on you

[clintoris @clintoris]

Told HR I’m an aries and they fired me

[Laurie @alorslaa]

une très belle journée sur Twitter aujourd’hui

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Purchasing a beverage can be very healing

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

not sure why i have to explain this but if you’re not wearing a long pointed sleeping cap with a little poofball on the end, your ass better not go honk shoo honk shoo or mimimimimi

[den @cevanscarf]

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope you're sleeping when Taylor Swift announces her next rerecording" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

[Sarah @sillezzz]

Men invented golf so they could go on walks together and they invented podcasts so they could have meaningful conversations with each other