bananageddon

Don't slip

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Why do they call it Ginger Ale? Because FUCK YOU, that's why.

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This Google image search was a totally unexpected win http://bit.ly/dlglug

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http://bit.ly/sonofabitch

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Just checking in. http://i.imgur.com/OCLzJ.gif

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The fact that NILLA® Wafers cereal doesn't exist truly boggles the mind.

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Things are taking shape. Yellowness surrounds me like the heels of unwitting shoes suddenly pointing toward the sky, wearing my pulp.

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I'm surprised @sshole has only 29 followers. Sad, but still more than @yellafella with only 10. #12:37amSep8 #recognize #fuckfriday

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no shit: I play the banana in this spot.

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Oh shit. Peel don't fail me now!

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Ahhh christ. There's no zipper on this thing.

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http://bit.ly/KrvT9 the old sheriff had been doing a perfectly good job all along.

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Time to stir things up around here... http://twitpic.com/fm4ui

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Anybody know where I can find a decent hammock?

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@blaine23 I'll be there for sure. Don't look for me, I'll find you.

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@mdinstuhl Be sure to check out the sliders on the cobblestone landing about 5:45 tomorrow morning.

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@JoeyKaegi I'd be ok with a rash of half-completed backflips.

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As I shuffle off this mortal peel, I'll give you 3 minutes of pause. And then it's concussion time, asshole.

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@sloganeerist fuck vegetables.

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@tlowrimore just wait. Next week I'm gonna hit a few malls. You know, for the escalators. It's like grill mark heaven.

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This fright wig is actually doing the opposite of what I thought it would do.