Nick Ward

22 | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈
Police enthusiast, train spotter, GAYmer | Fictional Account. Not affiliated with any real emergency service.

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@henryswille Although in fairness, the guitar player/singer question was not mathematically possible because 14.67 of the singers also play guitar, and you can't have 0.67 of a person. And it said there were only 12 singers in total...🙃

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@phyerboss @ColossalOrder 159km^2 is only 12.6 x 12.6km or 8 x 8 miles. In real life that is quite a small city. In fact I've just looked on Google maps and the town in Britain where I live is 8.4 x 7 miles. So, that would just fit, but that's a town not even a city.

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@JCremin3 @gmpolice Looks good. All of the 2008 TAU vans are due to be replaced by the end of next month

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@GCHQ Certainly the 'b's in cabbage and bread, you'd use the right hand for, and arguably the 'g' in cabbage and 't' in watercress.

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@GCHQ Cabbage is the only one to end in a vowel. Bread is the only one where the 2nd letter isn't a vowel. Dessert because all the others end in a different word (read, age, kin, cress). Watercress because it can't be a pie.

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@GCHQ I got Wednes instantly, took me a bit longer to work out that means Sweden

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@AutoTrader_UK I'm torn between the Fiat Multipla and the Chrysler PT Cruiser

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

I am supporting The Big Gay "Donation" to save the World Cup from being in another homophobic nation like Qatar in 2030.
https://t.co/RFzCY8h78k

#LGBTQIA #WorldCup #onelovearmband @stonewalluk

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@autumnfenland 327 days of learning Welsh, and I still don't know either. It's one of these: Ydw, ydy, ydyn, do, ie, oes, cei

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

I can't type "I'm" anymore because autocorrect changes it to "i'n" Thanks @duolingo #Cymraeg

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@every_station @LNER @AvantiWestCoast Azuma because I've not been on one, but otherwise Pendo. Also, I don't really want to be on the ECML unless it's stopping at YRK or DON so I can get back to Manchester either via LDS or SHF, I could check of a few more stations though.

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

"Charlie's a really special friend, isn't he?"

[elisa @kissycalloway]

oh you've seen that show? quote it

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@TheBengwin @RoyalFamily Gwrando ar YouTube. Chwilio am 'King Receives Addresses Senedd in Welsh and English'.

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

Long live the King

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

A statement from His Majesty The King:

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@USEmbassyQ8 @POTUS Why are so many Kuwaitis upset about this? It goes against your laws, but unless you are LGBTQIA+, then it really doesn't effect you in any way. You may hate us for being born queer, but that hatred is not going to make us any less queer. 🏳️‍🌈

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@aldewaniah @triffidfood604 @USEmbassyQ8 @POTUS Well if you did respect all the queer people in your country, then this wouldn't have caused any controversy. 🏳️‍🌈

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@alhadbah_kwt @USEmbassyQ8 @POTUS Then ignore it and get on with living your life in the 17th century. In the West, we have moved on, and continue to be progressive, and that scares you because one day you may have to respect us.

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@2MadFU @USEmbassyQ8 @POTUS Age is a fact which can't be changed. Correct.

Sexuality is a fact that can't be changed. Your understanding of your sexuality can change as you discover yourself.

Gender is a fact that can't be changed. Your understanding of your gender can change as you discover yourself.

[Nick Ward @Bananas_Nick]

@RoninZero12 @Steven_Oates @Spirifer92 @USEmbassyQ8 @POTUS What? How could the geographical location of one's birth have any effect on their sexuality? Genuine question, why would significantly less queer people be born in the Middle East than anywhere else in the world? That wouldn't make any sense