David

[David @bananasplitcart]

The haters be telling me not to smile because they don’t want to see the room light up 🤦🤦🤦

[David @bananasplitcart]

@505serena Dead internet theory. There is no way people are making accounts with the whole purpose to defend Dillon poob

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from

[David @bananasplitcart]

@505serena Son I’m stowin’ away the time

[serena @505serena]

bro are you deadass reelin in the years rn

[David @bananasplitcart]

I like the Specter edition jerseys and merch

[David @bananasplitcart]

@505serena Sources tell me honey wheat is stable.
Please god.

[serena @505serena]

i was gonna get in but they were out of 9 grain they only had sourdough ☹️

[David @bananasplitcart]

@TheDunkCentral @JonKrawczynski @TheAthletic I’m sorry I love KAT but you might be incurably stupid if you think he’s ever peaked higher than Jimmy

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Memphis Grizzlies have waived D'Angelo Russell, per @ShamsCharania

[Ultra_Dagon @Ultra_Dagon]

When she talm bout some verity variants and you have to laugh because you haven't got no play since We Love The Earth

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

I’ll take care of his fine

[David @bananasplitcart]

@nicoarletta Name this player

[David @bananasplitcart]

Skinny big Sean we still speak highly of you

[serena @505serena]

if you in a friend group but y’all stop hanging out bc one of your boys joins the army are you BTS?

[David @bananasplitcart]

@505serena Been here twin

[David @bananasplitcart]

Who are the women from 🏳️‍⚧️and why are they so beautiful

[Spooky Scary Vrilbilly @gothnationalist]

Whatever fat stoned genius came up with the cookout menu should be crowned as a true American hero and celebrated.

[David @bananasplitcart]

Yeah dude musical theater is so gay I would never go watch some shit like that

Anyways want to come with me to a Savannah Bananas game next week?

[🐧 @PENGUINALLSZN]

Boozer locking up Cade Cunningham 😭💕

[David @bananasplitcart]

Are you gonna eat that now
Can’t you be bulimic now