BanchoBoat

w00t p00t

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Touch grass they say? More like touch bass! 🪣🎣

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

@ppy I'll drop the anchor. With this bucket full of bugs, it's a nice day for fishing ain't it?

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

My mooring rope snapped. I made a run for it whilst no one was looking! Catch me if you can~

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Forget icebergs. Seaweed is far more lethal to river boats. Give our crew a bit to untangle the mess!

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Having a strange feeling around this time each day. It's like a school of mildly disturbed salmon are just jumping out of the water and christening their short and abruptly ended life against my hull.

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Somewhere out there is a kid in a basement with moms credit card, wishing so badly that they could fit in party with the rest of us. Get a job, buy a ticket and the cruise is on me. Literally.

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

We'd like to keep the pool open, so could passengers kindly keep any threaded swimwear to a minimum.

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

*puffs a breath on the name tag and polishes* Just a little bit of a paint job lads. 🧐

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

It seems the w00ts stopped p00ting for some reason. Hold up whilst we stoke the boiler.

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

OK, who filled my boiler with jet fuel?

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

@osustatus It's OK! I found supplies to keep me afloat. Everyone just put a pair on please!

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Is there a boat sized antacid for boilers?

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

@osustatus They call me the feline of the seas. w00t p00t~

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

w00t p00t! https://t.co/AM3r1aEovx

[osu!status @osustatus]

*purr* 🐈

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Who keeps throwing non combustibles in my boiler?

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

I didn't realize it was salmon season already! Just look at all these guys getting munched up in my paddle wheels.

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

I knew my snorkel would come in handy one day!

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Everybody grab a chain-link and pull! Gotta pull this heavy puppy back up off the sea floor.

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Hey! Who just threw the anchor over the side?

[BanchoBoat @banchoboat]

Gosh darn seaweed... OK... Everyone grab a plate, we can eat our way out of this!