Jeremy Francis

Bi-fold doors and an island in the kitchen.

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@DerrenLitten That's amore... When are we going boozing in Soho? I'm on Denmark St.

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@DerrenLitten ...like a gay tarantella

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End of day 3 of a bank holiday weekend and I start feeling a little Tubbs and Edward #local

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Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Commissioner Gordon has been shining the Matt signal into the dark sky, and he has responded. https://t.co/fiONApG9km

[BBC Radio 6 Music @BBC6Music]

It's true! Hear @thethe's first new music in 15 years on @BBClamacqshow next week. https://t.co/9rRiwr86Gs

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@fudgecrumpet I am.

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@fudgecrumpet We are what we wear.

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@nataliezea I showed the current Mrs Francis this photo. My crush on you is now officially sanctioned. Everyone's happy.

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Been to eight shops to buy superglue - no one in London has any in stock. Any near you? #conspiracy

[Flic Everett @fliceverett]

"Cher Jean Claude, Je m'appelle Theresa. J'habite à Londres. J'aime Duran Duran et le ping-pong. Avez-vous un Plan de Brexit? Je n'ai pas."

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I can't believe we are actually going to accept the triggering of Article 50 next week.

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Shocking. BBC News - Man dies charging iPhone while in the bath https://t.co/ltFihPJiKA

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@Annjj Are you sure it wasn't 'soap'? Maybe he's dreaming about dirty @niklarrr again...

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@JodieMarsh Was @KTHopkins heading off to a Duran Duran fancy dress party after your day together?

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The disappointment experienced when realising you've bought smooth instead of crunchy peanut butter is insurmountable.

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@Annjj Did they enter the bathroom whilst you were on the throne? That'd knock 'em out I'd wager.

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Watched 'Some kind of monster' for the first time today; hmmmm......

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@DerrenLitten Two cannibals start tucking into a clown. One pulls a strange face. "Does this taste funny to you?" #taxi

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.@RealBobMortimer had me crying with laughter explaining Theft or Shrubbery on an old WILTY. We do beg your pardon, we're in your garden.

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Worth a watch on iPlayer; I'm not convinced of either party's guilt, or innocence for that matter. https://t.co/6pB24MLLGp

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

This is a shocking story and a riveting doc, on Storyville tonight (UK only I think) RT: https://t.co/KobZNfMV2j

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@RobinFlavell Capital letters also matter; "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse" vs "I helped my Uncle jack off a horse" (Jack Dee I think!)