Shannon Cantan

stand-up comedian

[Shannon Cantan @BangMyBongo]

My birthstone is rock bottom...

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@DepSecDef @DeptofDefense do better.

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@lavern_spicer This was my favorite Shakespeare play.

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@Santos4Congress Everybody lay off my favorite artificial kneed drag queen!

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@KidRock I remember when the champion for Coservatives was a real man like Ted Nugent, not this has been trying to juice his last 3 seconds of fame. Begging for us to sign things like a 15 year old class president trying to get money for the school dance.

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Just posted a photo @ Helium Comedy Club - Philadelphia https://t.co/sGNyLtNSt4

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@FlyFrontier I submitted a positive covid test and was just told the home result was not enough, would you guys have preferred if I flew despite it being a home test?

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@Sessler @deesnider want to know something even crazier, Subway sandwiches don’t make you lose weight.

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@rickriordan when are you going to create a strong blind character?, Love the series, just hoping for something positive in the future.

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@tedcruz @michaeljknowles @Liz_Wheeler Australia meet Washington hahahaha!

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@KidRock This is equivalent to when Evander Holyfield tried getting back in the ring.

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@Shanemgillis your special was flawless, the best thing to come out over the past year or two.

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@Uber_Support I am a blind passenger who was dropped 0.7 miles away from my destination last night, so I had to take another than that Car drop me 0.5 miles away from my destination, when I tried getting a refund I was told it was the price I agreed on, I could do nothing.

[Helium Comedy Club @HeliumComedy]

Congratulations to our #PhillyPhunniest winners from our first 2 nights of prelims! More shows happening this week, join in on the fun: https://t.co/KkWZX2lUs5

Photo 1 @c_weckesser, Buddy Harris, @geoffcolella
Photo 2 @Oh_Deary, @carvel89, @BangMyBongo
Host: @jamiewolfcomedy

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@RudyGiuliani No wonder Trump fired you, you are losing it my friend.

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@GeauxEnder Have you apologize to your victims?, I’m including the ones who have not yet come public. Do better, be better.

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@DeanBrowningPA Did you forget how to count or did you just give up on the election?

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@DeanBrowningPA How do you measure, measure a campaign, in retweets, in votes, in fake profiles pretending to be a gay black guy, how do you measure measure a year?

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@DeanBrowningPA Can we get the opinion of your fake illegal immigrant account?

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@RobinhoodApp Gives to the rich, steals from the poor. If you are doing this to protect us, can you give me my money back from investing in vaccines too?

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@DeanBrowningPA If you think that’s weird, I know a white guy who pretended to be a black man.