Not BofA Help

PARODY PAGE - We Have No Affiliation w/ Bank of America. Advice we give may work.. or it may make you laugh. BofA Sucks. Listen to our Podcast in link below.

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

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[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

95% of the overdraft fees charged in 2020 - $11.8 BILLION, were charged to those described as economically vulnerable who struggle to spend, save, borrow and plan.

Tell me this isn’t targeted harassment of people struggling.

TIME TO FIGHT BACK!!!

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

@iamjasonbmiller @BankBetterGuy @SSidneySpence @BankofAmerica cute to block people... I was agreeing with you. Glad you have all the answers.

[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

#Stimulus Week - Day 2:

Did you get your #StimulusDeposit today?

#StimulusChecks

[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

My first video!

Bank of America FEARS The Notorious Banker!

My Vigilante Customer Service helped rescue $1,850+ for Jennifer. Someone used her card for Uber rides, BofA blamed her, declined her.

I got it back in two days.

Please donate to my project. Let's fight back!

[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

I'm excited for the $1200 Coronavirus #stimulus because I'm going to be able to pay all my bills for 6 wks with it. For a lot of Americans, it's not enough.

What are you doing with your #Stimuluscheck?

If you plan on spending it because you don't need it, tell me on what. 💵

[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

Reenactment of all the bad Coronavirus related stories from Wells Fargo and Bank of America this week.

[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

Another rant:

I got this tip that Wells Fargo was supplying their staffs all across the country with protective equipment. Then I saw this internal document. They sent people T-shirts to cut up and do a little DIY project to save your life. What the hell?

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[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

Rant:

I lost a niece in 2017 at childbirth. It was devastating. The morning it happened, I walked into work at Bank of America to tell them only to get, "James, who is going to open accounts then?" I lost all trust w/BofA then. Now this article... 1/

https://t.co/VIz7pMLeQi

[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

Wells Fargo just tweeted out that they closed their application process for the #PaycheckProtectionProgram

What the hell?!? When was it ever open? Bank of America and Chase at least had it open as far as I know.

What the hell is going on?!?
#PPP

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

If you have a card with us, you can enter some museums this weekend for free! #museumsonus

Yes, we blocked your card, and NO you can't use it, but take your kids to see the wonders of the world, all thanks to Bank of America

If they want a souvenir though, they are S.O.L. ^Bob

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

Here at Bank of America, we made big news in announcing a $5B initiative to get cloggers. I mean low income people into their 1st home. We here at @Not_BofA_Help
Look forward to providing mediocre help to those people before we sell their loan off. ^joey

https://t.co/aoPoZI4Tfb

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

#MondayMotivation to pretend to help as many people as possible. We don't have the #NCAATournament to distract us today so we are going to give it our all here at Bank of America -- wait what? #NBA playoffs start in two weeks? Sweet

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

We definitely got that #FridayFeeling here at Bank of America today. We are committed to helping with your service needs while buying movie tickets for tonight on our work computer.

Then about 2pm, we'll totally stall until closing time because we have the #powerto do it. ^Joe

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

@brianadanelle @BankofAmerica "I'm not sure I understand"

That's the mating call of Real BofA Help

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

This person has it wrong. We don't charge a fee for giving you measles if you either keep a $10,000 minimum balance or you spend at least $2500 on non-measles related purchases on your Bank of America card. Please DM me to review your accounts.. and wear a surgical mask.

^Nurse

[James Baca (AGGREGATOR/The Notorious Banker) @notoriousbanker]

If you're in Michigan and visited a Bank of America in Macomb County, you may have been exposed to measles.

No word if Bank of America will refund you the $9.95 measles maintenance fee they just charged you

#BofA #measles #Banking

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

@BankScrewedUs Hey there. Unlike #Wowair, we don't do #purple, but an #American visage of red white and blue and unlike #Fyrefest, we don't try to feed you. We told the branches of Bank of America to stop giving away lollipops because we spent over $1 million a year on kids and saliva ^Juan

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

Happy Thursday!

Today is #OpeningDay for #MLB. Just to let you know Bank of America has your favorite baseball team on a debit card!

We charge $5 for converting that red card to an MLB one

I guess you can say we got Two Balls on us! We're here to serve you knuckleballs ^shill

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

Happy Hump Day!

I use this picture of a camel to show you our 2 biggest customer service issues we work on at Bank of America.

Also, like a camel, it seems like we aimlessly wander in the desert trying to solve them. But we're here on Twitter pretending we work hard.

^Mike

[Not BofA Help @bankscrewedus]

#tuesdaythoughts

We are going to have one teller at all Bank of America locations today in order to train our other tellers to learn how to explain to customers Why there would be only one teller in the future! Sounds cannibalistic.
Happy Tuesday!

^Hannibal