savannah

Gentrify me Cap’n

[savannah @bannah13]

Driving around smiling to myself that my luck is so good with this Nathan fielder A24 Elizabeth Holmes doc coming out…. Like none of us asked for this and he’s gracing us with this???? How??? Why? 2026 is actually amazing.

[savannah @bannah13]

I am advocating for Elizabeth Holmes pardoning. Will update once I’ve seen the doc on October 16.

[savannah @bannah13]

How do I explain this. A $4 lip combo looks like a $4 lip combo.

[savannah @bannah13]

One time for Christmas, I made my sisters each a knock off Supreme beanie. Yeah they never touched that shit 🤣🤣🤣 #tism

[savannah @bannah13]

Ommmmggg. Had the nightmare again. I had a sleeve of tattoos on my arm, down by back, on my hand… I was like, I didn’t even realize I had tattoos. They were HUGE, bold, and I knew I had so much work ahead of me removing them— and would it even work? Horrible.

[savannah @bannah13]

@Asderas37 @bosversenecemre Sounds weird but my baby didn’t have a name for 3 days… and yes, I’m a normal, upstanding member of society 🤣🤣

[savannah @bannah13]

Sorry, but the Lindsey Clancy trial will be the straw that breaks my brunette hairs back. Bleach, highlights, bleach, and tone, balayage. I don’t care what it is. It’s being installed soon.

[savannah @bannah13]

Mental health suffering from the sheer fact that there is an AHS season 13 coming out… ps won’t watch it and never will

[savannah @bannah13]

Literally terrified for my mental health come Euphoria season three

[savannah @bannah13]

@goodculturefood @HEB Weirdly enough I am JUST seeing your wonderful replies while: cottage cheesing and driving! And I got it at Wimberley HEB! Thank you!

[savannah @bannah13]

@HEB did y’all stop carrying @goodculturefood? No stores within 50 miles carrying it…. And I’m between Austin and San Antonio. What is happening

[savannah @bannah13]

Sisters = allies
Susters = adversaries

🤣😭😭

[savannah @bannah13]

@22liv22 @InGidWeTrust It’s weird, but yes, I like to leave my butter out at room temperature too, but after 24 hours, it starts tasting rancid! It’s so disappointing when I was a kid in Hawaii. We had our butter out, but it was in a little glass butter jar with a lid so maybe I need to do that.

[savannah @bannah13]

2026 and we still say landlord….

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This really happened

[White House Press Office @PressSec]

No longer!

Thank you, President Trump and @SecKennedy!

[savannah @bannah13]

Lochlan, independently “ bro I feel like we’re breaking into a prison because we’re using LaLa’s stuff” (he’s sandman)

[savannah @bannah13]

I just feel like my poor sister‘s Spidey senses are tingling everytime I am in her bathroom and using all her products (I’m green goblin)

[savannah @bannah13]

Update didn’t watch it and never will

[savannah @bannah13]

Literally terrified for my mental health come Euphoria season three

[savannah @bannah13]

Those 360 cams have bikers really behaving “on screen”. So awk

[savannah @bannah13]

I gained 10 pounds in one month right before a family wedding. Nothing can hurt me.

[savannah @bannah13]

@buffys Mini coopers