Rachel Banner

Actor, singer, and all that jazz.
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[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

Life Hack: not sure if your engagement ring is real? Put it in the microwave, if the diamond isn't real it'll melt

(this is a joke do not do this)

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

I love the "king to the people everywhere" verse of "Do You Hear What I Hear?" because it sounds like he forgot Jesus was going to be born so he's like "oh no, pray for peace, people everywhere, we can't let Baby Jesus find out we still have wars!!!"

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

I would like to run from the cops, but I don't want to actually commit any crimes or go to jail.

Maybe I actually just want to play hide-and-seek?

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

I never learn, when researching classical mythology always be prepared to suddenly and unexpectedly understand a Hozier lyric

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government" ok but can it really be worse than what we've got rn

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

Kid in the supermarket is yelling "I'm gonna be okay! I'M GONNA BE OKAYYY!" need me some of that confidence

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

The alphabet should be in order of letter frequency. That would be more efficient

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

You can't run for president if you're 34 but you still can if you have 34 felony convictions dw

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

Just saw a baby in the supermarket go "daaaDADADA" *shriek* and honestly? Same

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

@MorrisBai_ I wish I could like this more than once ❤️ always wonderful to chat with you

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

@ravidravidravid Careful with eating paper. It can give you a stomachache :(

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

Imagination is everything.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Lmao please

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When somebody hasn’t heard of your favorite musician, the correct response is never disdain. The correct response is to excitedly give them so many recommendations that they are brought to the verge of blocking you on all platforms

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

My only two levels of productivity

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

When you have a really good lyric idea and then realize Disney already beat you to it

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

If you hear me making random noises around the house please do not immediately assume I'm having a stroke and call an ambulance I might simply be attempting to pronounce an ancient language

Not necessarily for demon-summoning or anything, just because they're cool and I'm a nerd

[Zone Resident @SoliSolstice]

looking at my space heater, my air purifier, my humidifier, my anti-depression sun lamp, my enrichment activities, realizing i’ve just made my bedroom into a large terrarium. i’ve become the lizard i always wanted to be.

[Rachel Banner @bannerrachel]

@DramaFlamingo Run alongside like a golden retriever when their human leaves for work